This morning I decided to skip breakfast. Instead, I did some community service by watching commericals for poor African children. I sent them a brick because they need to build roads so they can get the food to the poor.

What can I say, I love going corporate. Lucky, I was invited to a lunch meeting where they were serving lasagna and spaghetti from the Olive Garden, home of the never ending breadsticks. Just like our National Debt and the Energizer Bunny, they keep on going and going. On a sidenote, how many doggy bags of unlimited breadsticks can they let you have?

Tonight, perhaps I will dine on some Sandwishes. Did you know that sandwiches were named after the Earl of Sandwich who is credited for creating it. Lucky, the earl who lived next door, named the Earl of Crap, did not invent the sandwich first. What are you eating? Crap. Ewww. Dude that joke is 200 years old, leave it be.

Redlobo Saying,
Be Kind Rewind That DVD

Week 1

To quote one of the great presidents of the United States, "Today is a great day to die!" Taken from James A. Garfield right before he was assassinated.

Today, I start out on a journey of the body and mind, but especially the body. I have made a small wager, a tiny bet; Actually, I signed a damn contract to no longer eat at fast food places in exchange for my soul. I will now have to either pre-prepare my food or eat pre-prepared food.

According to the bylaws of my hellish contract, I must keep a journal of my journey or else I must suffer the consequences of having to speak to my family, whom adopted me from an early age.

I will and shall be brief because typing is ultimately is the same as speaking, and speaking is ultimately the same as blowing out lots of hot stale air. Nobody likes that.

Today, I made me an egg sandwich for breakfast, and had some wonderful BBQ for lunch thanks to my generous company. Tonight, if I'm lucky, I may kill a kitten thats been scratching at my door. Or Beef Raman. I, of course, could never kill a kitten; I'll get my neighbor to kill it instead.

Redlobo Out!