This morning I decided to skip breakfast. Instead, I did some community service by watching commericals for poor African children. I sent them a brick because they need to build roads so they can get the food to the poor.

What can I say, I love going corporate. Lucky, I was invited to a lunch meeting where they were serving lasagna and spaghetti from the Olive Garden, home of the never ending breadsticks. Just like our National Debt and the Energizer Bunny, they keep on going and going. On a sidenote, how many doggy bags of unlimited breadsticks can they let you have?

Tonight, perhaps I will dine on some Sandwishes. Did you know that sandwiches were named after the Earl of Sandwich who is credited for creating it. Lucky, the earl who lived next door, named the Earl of Crap, did not invent the sandwich first. What are you eating? Crap. Ewww. Dude that joke is 200 years old, leave it be.

Redlobo Saying,
Be Kind Rewind That DVD